agorith

Also add me on instagram, I’ll probably follow you back. 



uxiebunny:

cheCKING YOUR INBOX AND FINDING MESSAGES THAT TUMBLR NEVER ALERTED YOU OF

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Of all the people who added me on Snapchat, how many of you are actually planning on sending me something?





striderbeegood:

bilbochan:

thescienceofjohnlock:

I’m sorry but I had to do it.

so what do we call these

dickstick

lipdick

?

lipsDICK



goffdetectives:

bowtiesonwetpanda:

Twinkle twinkle little slut,name one person you haven’t fucked.

Twinkle twinkle little prick, slut shaming makes you a fucking dick





So I got this free sample of pills called Cialis who have the same effect as Viagra, just for fun and curiousity and goddamn haha. My dick is trying to reach for the moon.



basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded





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